Just follow these ten steps and you too can have a shiny beast of a hangover like me...
1. Eat nothing after lunch at 1pm
2. Drink very little water to get nicely dehydrated
3. Head out at 8:30 starting on the Guinness
4. Move on to Vodka Red bull from midnight until 2am
5. Attend house party and continue drinking vodka
6. Round the night off with a few shots of sambuca at around 4am
7. Get home and eat a whole packet of Doritos with a tub of creme fraiche
8. Go to bed without any water
9. Wake up at 1pm
10. Fail to drink water for several more hours