These clowns were at it again this week, coming up with ideas for a new occasion to be marked with the giving of a card. Alpha, led by Michael Sophocles, decided to go with a National Singles' Day on 13th February - Send a card to that special person the day before Valentine's day just to remind them they're single - Terrible.
Renaissance, lead by Kevin Shaw, got behind Jenny Celerier's idea of an environmental week when people are expected to send cards to each other with little sermons on how to be green inside them... Crock of shit, if you ask me. Surely, even the country's best performing imbecele would not send a card to somebody containing a naff message about trying to save the rain forests. Kevin thought it was a great idea and decided to pitch it to leading high street greetings card retailers himself. He sounded like Flash Gordon going on about saving the planet! To make matters worse, once it became clear in the boardroom that this whole idea was awful from the outset, and doomed to failure, the muppet didn't even bring the person whose idea it was back into the boardroom. Needless to say, he got his marching orders... One village has their idiot back.
Chyna_Doll
That bloke is so unlucky to look like Andy from Little Britain!