the apprentice

The Apprentice - Car Wash from stewartacraig ^Pro 234 days old

'I know the words to Candle in the Wind but it don't make me Elton John' A wonderful opening soundbite from the great man himself, and so begins a ...

Week Eleven: Who's in the Final? from stewartacraig ^Pro 529 days old

I love the interview stage of this show and what better way to kick off than with that reverse pterodactyl impression from Lee McQueen! I nearly pissed ...

If I'm Not Mistaken... from stewartacraig ^Pro 529 days old

That is Lee McQueen performing his trademark 'reverse pterodactyl' in this evening's episode of The Apprentice

Schedule Change from stewartacraig ^Pro 537 days old

I've just realised that The Apprentice is on this evening rather than tomorrow evening due to the friendly football match between England and the USA ...

Week Seven: Avez vous un poulet kosher? from stewartacraig ^Pro 556 days old

Ten muppets left now. All packed off amidst fervent glee to the haggling capital of the world, Marrakesh. Surprisingly, it was the boys and not the ...

Week Six: Send a Card - Save the Planet from stewartacraig ^Pro 562 days old

These clowns were at it again this week, coming up with ideas for a new occasion to be marked with the giving of a card. Alpha, led by Michael Sophocles, ...

Week Five: Cold as Ice from stewartacraig ^Pro 565 days old

Claire and Lucinda took the reins of their respective teams this evening and embarked upon an ice cream production and sales task. The idea was to ...

Week Four: Say Cheese! from stewartacraig ^Pro 577 days old

This weeks fairly simple task was presented to the teams, bizarrely enough, amidst The Wallace Collection in Marylebone. Not the High Street shop, ...

Week Three: Pub Lunch from stewartacraig ^Pro 584 days old

More shenanigans from the aspiring apprentices this week saw them running a lunchtime and evening food service in a London pub for the day. Lucinda's ...

Week Two: Dirty Laundry from stewartacraig ^Pro 587 days old

And so it came to pass that another train crash, slowed down to fill an hour of Wednesday night television, was broadcast to a surely incredulous audience ...